Stomach vs. back?
If you ever meet a Friends AND Seinfeld fan, call them a unicorn and chuck them in the Smithsonian. It’s rare – nay impossible – to like both (fact). Similarly, females fall into one of two camps: those who masturbate on their stomach vs those who do the downstairs DJ on their back.
Take this tweet by writer Nicole Cliffe, for example. She asked her 152,000 followers how – out of these two options – they prefer to engage in solo sex. And, needless to say, the Internet was divided.
Of the 13,0444 women who took part in the poll, 77 per cent voted for their back, compared to just 33 per cent who voted for their stomach.
Predictably, many confessed they’d never tried an alternative tactic.