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One night stand advice
Help! I want to bang my pizza delivery guy! But How do I go about making that happen? Advice? (19 female, he’s anywhere from 26-30) (I also have my own place – parents aren’t a factor) I don’t want a relationship- just a hook up
T0eFace: -Order pizza without sausage
-he arrives and now say “But I wanted sausage”
-queue bass guitar
-finger motion into your house
-bang session ensues
railman217: Answer the door naked, and say come in to get his tip…. direct approach can’t go wrong I wouldn’t think…
sandybeachclam: Ask him if he would deliver after he gets off 😉
Yogurt-Ninja: Answer the door in something sexy, then pay for the pizza but tell him he has to give you the tip.
Mr_Olives: Answer the door in a robe and have it halfway off when you answer the door (this a lucky delivery guy gotta say lol) he’s gotta go for that
CourtKneeLyn: Please order pizza and come back and tell us how it goes!
_ASG_: Posting to see results later on
MyAltIsAMod: +1 for updates
WestBrink: Order a ham and pineapple pizza (the best pizza, the scent of which is a powerful aphrodisiac, which will obviously get him in the mood). When he shows up, pay for it and say “hey, wanna bang?”
I mean, most guys don’t need a lot of subtext. If he’s the sort to have sex with random customers, I can’t imagine that not working…
DonLaFontainesGhost: I wrote a bunch of different advice and erased it all, and came to the conclusion there’s no good way this happens *during* the delivery.
Best thing is simply to answer the door in something skimpy-but-not-scandalous and ask if he’s free after his shift.
y0bfael: +1 for updates