What’s the most unexpectedly pleasant thing a ONS has done for/to you?
Right after sex I had a woman get excited over my butt.
She just sat there squeezing and admiring it like it was the greatest thing she’s ever seen, almost cheering in excitement.
Being somewhat self conscious, it was nice to have someone get excited over some part of my body with an absolute glee. It was pretty random and unexpected, but I layed there for a good 5 minutes happily getting my butt squeezed.
What has a One Night Stand done to/for you that was unexpectedly pleasant?
ullric: She spent the night and I was running late for work as a result. She offered to make me breakfast while I showered and got ready. She put the living room back together. When I got home after work, I realized she also made the bed and did the dishes for me from last night.
In a 15 minute span or so, she put my entire place back in order.
kitten-88: After he fucked me senseless and my body felt like jello he helped me clean up with a warm wash cloth.
Even if I had leg power cleaning cum off my back would’ve been difficult but no one had ever helped or offered to help me.
Stephan619: Obligatory “we didn’t actually have sex” but while I was in France I did a big roadtrip with a girl I had met and we ended up hating each other so much we decided to cut the trip short. When she dropped me back off in her home town, the only hostel in the city was fully booked. I did the only thing I could think of short of paying 100+ Euro for a private room; I got on tinder and swiped right like crazy. I matched with 3 girls, to all of which I sent the same message: “Hey I’m an American backpacker and my hostel is fully booked. I know this is very strange but is there any chance I can stay with you for the night so I can catch my bus to Germany tomorrow.”
One girl responded immediately “Absolutely not. That is so weird of you to ask. But good luck!”
The 2nd girl never responded.
And the third girl said “Sure! I’m drunk enough to think this is a good idea!”
So she shot me her address and I sprinted to her house. She greeted me through her window and told me to come upstairs. She was a little tipsy but nothing crazy at all. She immediately asked if I was hungry and told me I could make myself some pasta if I wanted, which I did. She told me she always wanted to speak English with an American and that’s why she was so okay with this strange situation. After a fair amount of chatting, she offered to let me shower, which I did. She even gave me a clean towel to dry off with (a godsend for a backpacker). After I dried off, we chatted a but more and then I told her I was going to get ready to sleep on the couch and she insisted I sleep in the bed with her because the couch was very uncomfortable. We stayed up very late talking about all kinds of stuff, being extremely flirtatious in the process. Before we fell asleep she told me that she’d have to leave for work several hours before my bus would arrive but that I could stay at her house even though she was gone and wait until I needed to leave.
Before anyone says anything like “Why didn’t you just hook up with her, she was obviously interested” I really wanted to, but on the slight chance that I thought she was flirting when in reality she was just being very nice, I didn’t want to make this extremely generous girl feel uncomfortable in her own home. I was a strange man who she didn’t know today and wouldn’t know tomorrow and I didn’t want to scare her if things went wrong. But about 2 days after I left she told me she wanted to take a bus to come see me in Germany because her job gave her the rest of the week off. Unfortunately I had already left Germany and we never saw each other again.
TLDR: A kind french girl let me stay at her place after I found out my hostel was fully booked and fed me, let me shower, and let me sleep in after she left for work.
Balzar-Danglin: When we finished, she crawled into my lap and we cuddled. In about 5 minutes she wiggled her ass on my cock so that I could feel her warmness between her cheeks and said ready for round 2?
doctork91: She lived with my friend’s girlfriend. Afterwards she she told someone and it spread that I have a big penis. Now I’m like 6.5-7 inches so I’m maybe a bit above average but either she had just not had good luck up until then or she was doing me a favor. Now that whole group of friends thinks I have a really big penis.
amazinghorse24: Woke up to her giving me a blowjob, 10/10 would have happen again
torreycapri44: Massaged my feet. Thought it was odd a one night stand would care so much lol
And of course making breakfast. I thoght i was just supposed to leave haha
Meggie82461: Once had a guy answer my phone for me when my ex wouldn’t stop calling. He told him I had changed my number and he was the new owner. Non confrontational and it did the trick. ‘Twas after the sex, too
talkwordytomebaby: Was super up front, mature, adult and thorough about protection, STI screens (had results on hand), hard and soft limits, safewords, triggers, kinks, preferences. We’d circumlocuted around much of it before, but a final summary of all the important stuff was just so appreciated and **rare**.
MidnaTheWise: Fingering me while on my period.
I was so turned on by the experience as we were making out after a few beers, he held his hand on the small on my back and shoved his other hand down my pants. I normally do not like fingering in general because most men are way too rough but it was perfect. When I opened my eyes, I saw blood all down his hand. I sat up, petrified he was going to lecture me but he told me that he thought it was the most beautiful he ever saw.
There’s a huge taboo about menstruation and so much misconception out there that when he did that, I felt like a woman being worshiped. It felt wonderful.
bloodstainedkimonos: I threw up on his carpet and passed out on his bed. He cleaned it up and didn’t molest me. In the morning we cuddled and had sex and I stayed until the early evening. He’s my boyfriend now.
nickifyi: It was winter and she made me a mug of sleepy tea and made up a hot water bottle for me. What a babe.
Naynayshanay: Was on vacation in WY for the summer. Met up from tinder for dinner and drinks. He paid for everything, I offered, he insisted. Took me back to his immaculate home with stables in the basement. Introduced me to the horses. Just awesome conversation the whole time. We cuddled in his bed and watched the office and drank more before we had great sex. Lots of foreplay, he went down on me, I came first. He finished and we cuddled and fell asleep. I left in the morning without a peep and we never spoke again. It was amazing, kind of like a dream. I still have his t shirt
Edit: I guess this isn’t really a good answer to the question but all the replies made me think of my favorite ONS
idkwhaat: Play his guitar and sing for me after cuddling, after the sex. We’d even already talked about how we don’t actually get along or even really like each other as people and that it’s purely physical. But the few times we got together he cuddled with me and then sang to me. Took requests too. Shared works in progress with me. It was nice.
lkjhgfdsaa: A guy made me a really good breakfast burrito in the morning. He was a Californian guy and I’m from the U.K and had never had one before.
BillyDee62: Paid me. She was a somewhat older lady who I found quite attractive. She said I did a good job and gave me $500 to buy myself something nice.
alicornstar: He was really sweet and took me to the airport the next day. You could say it was quite a lay over!
Gognoggler21: I messed up my lower back really bad, I told her about it just in case I couldn’t do certain positions. She was so caring, after we had sex she gave me a massage.
cooking_with_malice: “So do you just go around Orlando ruining pussy for all the other guys”
“Stop, I don’t think I can cum anymore”
Same girl, same night, my phone was dead so she paid for the uber to my place, then she talked me up to her girlfriends (my co-workers) and got me laid many a time after that until I moved. She was a cool girl.
Mr_Knight13: It was also a fear for my life moment because I was an idiot. But she wrapped her legs around me and choked me when I said I was about to cum and pull out.
Scariest but hottest moment of my life.
Edit: on the rape thing, I don’t believe I was guys. I appreciate the concern. But we both knew going into it we were gonna be. Little rough and what not. Yes it’s not cool what she did, but I’m okay!
wardser: she washed the dishes
usually they just leave them on the table, or at most put them in the sink.
5am5ep1ol: Told me I had the perfect penis. She sat there admiring it–she even texted a friend about it because this girl was trying to tell my ONS “he probably has a tiny penis.” Gotta say, it felt very nice to have a woman ogle and praise me, especially over that.
Burner_DB: I was going down on her, and she wrapped her legs around my head. She moaned something in French, and then covered her mouth because she was embarrassed or something. I’m absolutely, intensely turned on by French girls, the accent, the language, all of it.
She blushed and got real tense. I looked up at her, softly told her to do it again, and without breaking eye contact, lowered my tongue. I don’t know what the fuck she said, but she said it in French for five minutes until she came, rode me, choked me, kept talking.
By the way, she was American, but spoke four languages. Unexpected, lovely, close enough.
justgiosetta: “ONS” met on Tinder, we had sex a few times and I always ended up getting up really early while he still slept and leaving him in bed. The second time, after we have mind-blowing sex, we’re still kind of in that post-cum moment of joy and euphoria. First thing he does is getting up as he gets back control of himself, taking the condoms off the floor and going to the kitchen to throw them away because he didn’t want me to step on them the morning after.
Okay, so maybe this is just basic human decency, but I found it kind of sweet.
elusiveclownface: Called the next day
BlueDimity: Tied me up and ate my ass and pussy. It was a tall hot guy. Nice night. It was very unexpected. I’m curvy, and have acne. It felt good to be admired by someone so attractive and kind.
flatstones: She drove me home. It was 50 miles away, also she called her boss to have half a day off so she could start work after lunch break.
charlesdexterward: I spend too much time on /r/unresolvedmysteries I thought you were talking about the Original Night Stalker!
mrdaveb58: she gave me crabs from the Chesapeake Bay
Schweinorg: After we were done, she told me I was the biggest she had ever had.
One of the coolest moments of my life.
Panic_Hoedown: Was waiting outside the parking lot of my job the next day. I thought I was going to get stalked. He gave me a band shirt to wear for my first Kiss concert. We’ve been together 18 yrs.
purplereign: Met a girl on Tinder, went to a bar with her and then to her friend’s place that she was housesitting for (dude had a TON of plants). She kept me up between rounds with short bursts of oral. It was hot and actually pretty thoughtful, since it can be hard to keep it up between rounds. Especially during the nerves of a ONS.
craftservices: This was in the dead of winter in the middle of a particularly cold spell. He woke up before I did and put my jeans on the radiator so they’d be warm when I got out of bed.
gargovich: What’s a one night stand and where do I find one?
LexSenthur: Had sex with me.
indention: Squirting on my face without any sort of heads up. While it may be dubious to do that without any sort of conversation beforehand for most, it was right up my alley and I thought nothing about it other than how *amazing* it felt.
catsnwine: Before we hooked up he brought me on his motorcycle for a ride around town at sunset.
rogue0tter: Just last week I had a ONS tell me how surprised she was at how good I was. I’m a relatively insecure guy so hearing someone tell me I’m good in bed is a super confidence booster. I wish more people would be open about how much they are enjoying sex
KimbeeDoodles: Married me and gave me 2 beautiful children and a quite happy life. I jokingly call him my ONS failure
wylde_ride: the woman who, after we met at a bar and drunkenly hooked up at her place while we listened to music on my ipod, fell asleep while i was out picking up coke, which i then realized when i couldn’t remember where her apt was and could not get in touch with her, so i went home, she then *mailed me* back my ipod a couple months later, which she could do because luckily we had exchanged numbers. obviously i was a kinda a dick about picking up coke and i was totally wasted, but i’m sober now and thanks to her i still have that ipod…somewhere.
JonathanRL: She woke me up with Breakfast and we spent the day just talking. We are still friends. Most of the other ones either try to sneak out, make an excuse or are worried about where we go from there.
GracieD23: He ordered me Jimmy John’s before he left. Nice surprise. I was hungry.
MakinStuffDoinThangs: When I woke up the next morning, hungover and running late, he was incredibly sweet to me. I was disoriented and didn’t want to throw up in a strange bathroom. After offering to make me breakfast, he drove me over an hour back to my house. All around sweet guy from what I can remember and didn’t react badly when I flaked on any further dates/hookups.
minnowmudd: I was 20, a virgin, in Atlantic City with my best friend to blow off steam. the “ONS” had Cristiano Ronaldo abs and a directness that was refreshing after my heart had recently been farted upon by a soft-bellied boy.
when he asked me if I wanted to take his limo back to his suite with his “cousin and 10 other friends,” I at least had the sanity to drag my best friend along. we fooled around for a bit, but for whatever reason, maybe to stall pantslessness, I blurted out that I had bailed on my LSAT exam and had spun a WEB OF LIES and didn’t know how to come clean to my parents and ohmygod what the heck was I gonna do with my life?!??!
this beautiful man fixed my bra strap and said: “Minnow, you are a GROWN-ASS WOMAN. so BE a grown-ass woman!”
turns out, by “playing ball,” he meant that he played for the NFL. a cursory search the next morning confirmed this. also turns out that my best friend, who was concerned for my safety and wasn’t going to leave without me, had stirred the affections of his mute/deaf cousin.. and thus had to communicate with him through text until 5am when my grown-ass self finally emerged from the bedroom—now with a greater sense of clarity. but still, very, very much so a virgin. who owed her best friend big time.
strained_brain: A girl with whom I was good friends in high school, who had been a bit of a wild child (we didn’t do anything short of kissing once or twice – I was a Virgin in high school and she had had tons of sex) had a reunion about fifteen years after graduating. I was divorced with a kid, and she was divorced with three (with a mom-bod). We spent the evening reminiscing, and then had sex. Afterwards, she thanked me profusely, and said she’d had a dryspell and really needed the wonderful attention. Her gratitude was awesome.
hansgrubermustdie: Gave me a haircut in between rounds. This was in college and I had a tight fade that grown a little long. She used my clippers and gave me a great haircut. Spent the rest of the night and that was that.
CheezusIsLard: My one and only one-night-stand let me cum inside her. We were both clean (yes, I still am) and I’ve had a vasectomy. Cumming inside a woman is the best thing ever.
2amfix: Had a ONS draw me a bath once after really rough sex. He lit candles and put the bubbles in and everything.
redbadger91: She was giving me a HJ and started squeezing my balls more tightly than I’d ever dared to before. Felt amazing, I hadn’t been aware that I was into that before that moment.
frunkfa: During missionary on her sofa some of her makeup got on my chest as it bumped against her cheek a few times.
She noticed saying “oh I got some makeup on you,” wiped the spot with her fingers and gave it a gentle peck.
For some reason that gesture is what stood out the most to me from that night.
TerribleCherry: Being genuinely thanked for giving a blowjob. We had started with casually discussing boundaries and fondling. The whole encounter was playful and fun but the honest gratitude was really sweet.
bi_thethrowaway: He took me out to a first trail where he brought wine and I brought the food. He gave me a gardenia cutting to grow. After our picnic, he took me adventuring on the town, ending up with us snuggling at my place watching a movie together, finishing off a bottle of wine. The next morning I made pancakes and said goodbye. He honestly more effort than most dates I’ve ever had. Made me feel really special
Earthwick: Gave me a pill that when taken transforms me into a walrus