It’s embarrassing, and I’m a chicken shit.
I’ve been married to my wife for 5 years…
tl;dr My petite wife farted and I got a semi. I’m too scared to tell her I’m into it.
Today as I was drying off from a shower, she came in to pee.
As I was toweling off, she farted. Not one of my wife’s usual little toots; a good one. And she looked up at me and giggled and quickly apologized. Almost instantly my dick reacted. There’s no way she didn’t see it.
I wanted to tell her then and there that I LOVE when she does, but I just couldn’t. Maybe one day.
Thanks for not judging me.
JMHorsemanship: Isn’t it funny how you can marry someone and have sex with them thousands of times but can’t say “I like ur farts”
Hotkouple: If it’s your wife you should be able to just tell her
toiletpoopman: Just tell her. I told my wife about my enema and ass fetish and she loved it. She told me how when she’s constipated she rubbed herself as it came out.
AllTheDaddy: We all have our own “fucked up” turn ons. We all do, every one of us. Share and you have the opportunity to have her share hers with you.
Sexythrowaway252: You could just tell her you thought it was funny and let her know you’re comfortable with it as a start. Then she’ll do it more since she knows you find it enjoyable. Then you can ease into turning it into a sexual thing. If you don’t wanna outright say it.
TimmyD80: She’s your wife dude, just tell her that her loud farts turn you on and you’d like to suck a fart out of her. She’ll laugh and maybe be into it.
MrsJRF: I climbed on top of my husband at his request and farted right in his face, he got hard and I blew him. You’re human and only live once.
Colotola617: Dude that’s not even that bad it’s not like you want her to shit on your chest or something. Just tell her you’ll be fine quit being a damn sissy it’s your wife!
Teri102563: Just put her hand on it and tell her “this is what that does to me”. She’ll figure it out.
minigrammer_: As someone who farts a lot this is quite cute to me hahaha.
Hotkouple: Just do it don’t be a pussy