What’s the most unexpected way you’ve had an [orgasm]?
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What has caused you to have an orgasm when you didn’t expect it to?
DaughtersAndDoggies: When I was a young teen I was helping in our yard. We had an electric weed trimmer that we used around pine trees that were in the back of our property. Do you know that weed trimmers vibrate? Because they do.
HelloHyde: Not me, but my wife will occasionally orgasm while doing leg lifts at the gym.
OProfile: In 5th grade. My teacher came to collect the tests but I wasn’t done yet. I remember her starting from the front desks when I felt immense stress and panic. By the time she came to me, I came.
P.S. I didn’t even know it was an orgasm let alone stress induced until a few years later.
awesomepossumziptie: First time having lesbian sex with a girl using a strap on. I’d been waiting for it for so long and we’d talked about it so many times. I had fantasized so many times about inserting the tip into her and then slowly sliding all the way in.
When I finally got the chance to do it, I had a completely inexplicable orgasm and the cock sunk into her. I spend about 20 to 30 seconds coming while she moaned along with me, then took a drink of water and continued to fuck her until she came, too.
It was unbelievable and so unexpected that I could come just from realizing a fantasy… just from being so mentally turned on.
pegmatitic: I have orgasms in my sleep periodically … not from sex dreams. I’d say 9/10 of the times that I come in my sleep, I’m having a totally nonsexual dream. There’s no recurring theme. I don’t get it.
ZeekOwl91: I shot my load the first time I made my gf squirt(*in my face*) from giving her oral. It was the first time I ever had a hands-free orgasm, never thought I’d ever have one.
She_Revels: Receiving anal sex and not stimulating any other part of my body. I didn’t know it was possible at the time. Best orgasms ever.
duggysgirl: boyfriend sucking/nibbling on my nipples didnt know that could happen
sheilastretch: My belly button’s always been super sensitive, to the point that I hated it being touched, and felt kinda sick whenever I had to clean it out… Can’t remember *exctly* why now, but one day I got it pierced.
…Now if my partner gently lays his finger on it, he can make me orgasm almost instantly, just with light pressure alone.
When we go shopping, and we’re standing in line, he likes to come up behind me, hold me tenderly in his arms, and sneak his hand into possition. It takes about all my effort to act as normal as I can, try not to pant or make any noises. He thinks it’s hillarious, as I push him away at the last minute, and pray no one notices how flustered I feel :p
French_honhon: GF jerked me off while sucking on my fingers.
Not exactly “weird” but i didn’t expect the act to arouse me that much.
Specific_Zod: Was riding my motorcycle and wasn’t wearing anything underneath my pants. Suddenly I started thinking about Kat Dennings, got hard immediately, and co-incidently (not really) drove onto a rough patch on the road with a lot of broken tarmac and holes. Used the fuel tank as support and the intense jerky motion of the bike made me blow my load. I got too hot and heavy and almost crashed. Still a great memory.
ScarletandHazel: One time I was getting a detailed tattoo on my thigh that took about 5 hours. Toward the end, the pain got so bad that with a the constant vibrating of the needle mixed with having to pee, all of a sudden I had an orgasm while the artist turned away to get more ink.
My face was so red lol.
Im_yourMom: Mid workout, doing vertical knee lifts at the gym. Completely unexpected! Went from beast mode to jelly legs. At least everyone else was flushed and breathing heavily, too?
3point14159orgasms: Being the recipient of anallingus the first time was a mind blowing experience. I didn’t think I would enjoy it and only did it for my partner at the time. Total shocking surprise.
idkhobo: I was taking a test and we weren’t allowed to leave the room unless our test was complete. My bladder was [f]ull and began to press on my gspot I was so flustered. I had to go so bad but it also felt extremely good holding it in. Til this day if I hold a full bladder long enough I can reach orgasm
citycinderella: While getting a back Massage at a nail salon.
adventureismycousin: The first orgasm someone ever gave me! I didn’t know I could cum through my breasts, that was a weird one!
Also, I have never had anal sex. I *have* had an anal orgasm. I was not expecting that kind of orgasm.
OMG_he: When I was about 13 I layed down on my stomach to ride my skateboard on the street. Was rolling down the street and it was vibrating quite a bit. Boom orgasm
Ken_Breadbox: From a kiss. On the lips. And only a kiss. That may not be unusual if you’re a 17 year old guy, but I was 44 at the time. Never have I ever been kissed like that.
hurrem-hutan: Playing with a feeldoe. Wearing it with the smaller bulb inside and stroking the longer section like a my own cock, just casually. Almost forgot what I was doing for a bit. Then, whoa, holy fuck and orgasmed strongly from it.
Charger525: I was in BMT shooting the M-16 for the first time. I was laying prone shooting when I for whatever reason orgasmed. Was not expected at all…
LucrativeLlama: Ive orgasmed from dreams several times. Usually its sexual in nature. Typically a lot of teasing and touching, but no intercourse. These orgasms are some of the strongest ive ever experienced and they always wake me up half way through.
long_live_mcqueen: LSD + MDMA at an electronic show. I was sitting on the bleachers and the bass gave me an orgasm
shittrash: There was this one time I was rubbing just the tip with the pads of my thu(M)b. It was pleasurable and all but I didn’t expect to orgasm with that much stimulation. I continued it for more than an hour and lo and behold I had one of the best orgasms ever. I literally couldn’t stop moaning out loud and came buckets. Nowadays, that is the only way I go to town. It makes you appreciate all the little sensations and the build up. Helped with my PE too.
If anyone wants to try, abstain for a good 3-4 days to be extra sensitive, and be patient. It’s marathon, not a sprint.
talldrinkofsurviving: Girl friend was face up on the bed lying down and we were talking and flirting and I layed my chest on her chest and my lower body to the side of her, not even on her. Came big in my pants. She had the hottest perkiest big boobie body ever and I was super turned on by her. It was at her moms house so I had to clean up discretely. She told me later she felt like the most sexy woman in the world to have that effect on my. She was.
discoboot: I was getting a head massage at Aveda before a haircut and right there in the chair, I had an orgasm. I guess it just felt really really good her rubbing my head.
Dr3amchas3r: While going down on my fiancee.
No touching, nothing at all – was surprised af.
yeramuggle: Sitting in the movie theatre and I really had to pee but didn’t want to miss out on the movie, so I just excruciatingly held my pee.. Had an orgasm just from a full bladder.
I have also had mini orgasms from going pee when I have held it for too long.. The act of peeing is not a turn on to me but it just happens sometimes. No complaints.
BlackFire68: right now the least expected way I have orgasms is when I have one with my wife
andymaq: I was on mushrooms with my ex and we were listening to Merriweather Post Pavilion by Animal Collective. The trip was so intense with the music that I just orgasmed without even touching myself, it was pretty crazy, haha.
deviajeporaqui: While having a dream in which I was doing squats naked.
dallyan: My partner squeezed my nipples really tightly while I was riding him and I came almost immediately. What’s weird is that I never was really turned on before with my nipples. I guess I just wasn’t squeezing hard enough.
Roxyandbambam: This thread gave me hope, as an orgasm virgin.
vlctrees: I had a personal training session at the gym doing leg raises on that vertical machine thing. I started feeling a weird discomfort in my nether regions, but wanted to finish the set. So i kept pushing past that feeling and then had an orgasm in the middle of the second set. Definitely very unexpected and kind of cool since that was my first hands-free orgasm.
deeweromekoms: The first time I did Ecstacy (MDMA), I came in my pants when it kicked in. Also, there was another time I accidentally jerked myself off with my thighs riding a bike in the right shorts.
liberal_texan: Climbing the rope in gym class. I don’t think anyone noticed. I excused myself to the locker room and threw away my undies, freeballed the rest of the class.
rickyhodges: I was working as a horseback trial guide. It was during the dog days of summer. It was hot, it was muggy, it was the last trail ride of the day. I was half asleep in the saddle, totally relaxed. The heat from the day, the saddle, and my prussy, made the perfect storm. I let myself go totally limp and rocked with the horses gait. Next thing you know, I’m rocking a little harder, the horse starts picking up his pace, and bam…..orgassssssmsmmmm. Never have been able to repeat that experience.
marcjhill: My girl was sucking me off and stuck her finger in my asshole and milked the prostate
thelegalists4242: The vibrations of a public bus
marskie: Listening to an audiobook while driving. I was really surprised!
mybffndmyothrrddt: I cum really hard when my boyfriend suddenly pulls his cock from inside me. Even better if he gives me a teasing countdown. He’s really thick and gets veey hard so the physical. Stimulation mixed with the panic I feel to try and cum quickly before he takes it away is enough to do the trick
Elverah: Boyfriend was kissing my lower back. There was no other stimulation, just kissing with some biting here and there. Came pretty quick from that. Also, anal orgasms on my own and with him are always super intense. I’ve also had orgasms from him kissing/biting my ears, coregasms, and orgasms just from thinking about sex.
Priaphallus: One time, having downed an entire bottle of wine with my girlfriend and being more than a little inebriated, things started heating up. After having succesfully overcome the major hurdle of removing her clothes (some of them even had buttons!) and consequently flinging them across the room like an overly enthusiastic stripper, I decided that this fine wine I just had deserved no less than to be accompanied with a side of the finest pussy, gourmet pussy- one could even go as far as calling it four-star pussy, yes sir, indeed.
So I journey down to between my lady’s thighs, that uncharted territory where men, like the majestic phoenix of legend, go to die and be born again. I start off gently, caressing her with my tongue, but pick up the pace when I’m met with highly appreciative moaning and a corresponding wetness the Niagara would be envious of. However, it is uncertain who is enjoying themselves the most at this point, as I and my manhood are not left unphased by this spectacularly sensual and sexy sensory overload, and the excitement is going to both of my heads.
I then discovered that my girl must have been related to Medusa, since a small- I mean- a *very large* part of me had been turned to stone. Not only am I rockhard, I’m also grinding against the matress in combination with my oral gymnastics. As my lady reached her climax so did I, and once we both recovered from our temporary transcendence of time and space she looked at me quizzically and asked me but one thing;
‘did you just cum on my matress?’
tl;dr : came while being a cunning linguist
astrangetimeinmylife: I was exercising a horse for a barn I used to work at. I hadn’t ridden it quite a while. I was sitting the trot and it just happened. Riding for years– never had that happen before!
dougsmode: From reading these stories!
datusernameistook: In the gym when I was about 17, working my abs by hanging off a bar and lifting my legs. After 20 reps or so I randomly orgasmed. Turns out it’s some type of condition.
rubbstaff: While I was lying down fingering my partner’s pussy vigorously for at least 30 seconds, I worked myself out so hard that I came.
Bubblestierney: I was wanking for about 3 strokes , I burst open like a tap and cum shotted all over my desk
DasSassyPantzen: Walking in the winter cold, bundled up, and shivering. The shivering triggered one that was really unexpected. I had to work hard to hide it as I was walking with my family at the time.
poopofpancakes: I was hooking up with some guy. We’re in the couch, I (F, 29) am sitting on top of him, licking his neck & ear. I feel how hard he is & how he is enjoying my ear slobbering and I cum. We were both fully clothed.
Coming from dry humping. Must have been a decade ago.
RockabillyOx: Can have one by pegging alone. No stimulation of the penis. Was a bit weirded out the first time but now I dig it.
donovandec: I had a pool growing up. The pool had an erect penis shaped hole in the side where hot water came out to heat the pool.
DoubleUTeeEfff: Was fingering my ex and she ended up laying on top of me, with both of us facing up, and I was reaching over and fingering her, so she was basically grinding on me as I did it. When she came, I did. In my pants.
wakenbake7: I was trying no fap out for a couple weeks and not having any success. I thought about this girl I knew, litterally just her smile, and I jizzed in my pants.
Let me rephrase that: I was at work with 2 hours left in my shift, followed immediately by a night class. I jizzed in my pants before a meeting and it was a massive load and I had no way of cleaning it up because it happened so unexpectedly. That was the last time I did nofap.
Cathousechicken: The best orgasm I ever had was when I was having sex with a guy but I had to take a poop at the same time. When I came, it was the most intense orgasm I ever had in my life.
It has been a while since my last poop the next time we had sex so I was also full so to speak. I take a lot of medications that can be binding so it’s not like I’m a once-a-day kind of pooper. That time too huge orgasm. I finally realized that there’s actually a link between the intensity of my orgasm and if it’s been awhile since I took a poop. The more full I am, the better the orgasm is. I should mention this is all for PIV sex so there’s no risk of any poop getting on the guy or any poop leaking out.
Mistress_Zoe: A guy I really wanted to have sex with. He was so attractive to me we were talking at Starbucks and when I left I had cum dripping down my legs. I went my panties. When I stuck my fingers between my legs I was pulling out strings of cum and this lasted for days. I didn’t think it was possible for me to get THAT wet
Bubumadrid: Ok this needs a lil backstory for context. I was about 19-20 when this happened. I forget my exact reasoning for this decision at that time. But I decided to be celibate. You know, least see how long I could go exactly without sex or touching myself.
So fast forward….say about two – three weeks, since I made this promise/rule/dare to myself. I’m at the local University taking care of some internet stuff. I had no computer or internet at home at the time.
I’ve already spent an hour or so taking care of some work. So you know, I deserved to goof off a bit. Now anyone old enough to remember. Yahoo chat was a thing, also filthy if you went to the right place.
I start chatting a bit and well get into a heavy flirtation situation. Discussing “could be’s” and you see where I’m going here. I also tend to bounce my leg now and again. A figit habit, I’ve had forever. But over time have gotten more control over. Let me be clear, I did not touch myself with my hands at all. But I was rock hard aroused and well the tighteness of my jeans and my leg figit. Caused enough friction, for me to have an amazing orgasm from being pent up so long.
I lay stunned for a bit after. A mixture of release and well just bafflement of the moment. Then realize, my boxers are gooey for lack of a better term. I log out and casually walk to the bathroom to clean up. I was impressed with myself for the volume and the moment in general.
So I learned, how long I could last celibate. Plus I had a funny story to tell in the right situation. Few months later. I would be introduced into orgasm denial. So there was a theme that year lol.
cunninglinguist81: Not me, but one time with my ex we were at her place to pick something up while her mom was out. We started making out on her mom’s bed, fully clothed, and it got fierce. I started doing this thing with flexing my thigh muscle and grinding it between her legs while I grabbed her butt, and well…I don’t know if it was the “forbidden-ness” of being in her mom’s room or what, but only a few minutes in she stopped kissing me and started shaking all over.
She stumbled back and wouldn’t tell me what happened at first.
When I found out she did regret telling me – I was _unreasonably_ proud of that and would remind her of it just to see her face go red. 😛
Chickachic-aaaaahhh: I was kissing a girl in a movie theater. Im a guy, this was freshman year. I thought i was supposed to tongue her more. She raped my mouth sith her tongue and i blew a load fast. I was not used to being dominated by a girl, loved it since.
FailingForward93: Had one during about 10 miles into a run, despite not being erect or in a sexual state of mind. Apparently physical strain plus the endorphins released from exercise can trigger an orgasm.
MyVoreThrowaway: Penis in vagina penetration with no other stimulation
Flashgit76: Last week I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film.
After the film I walked outside where it had begun to rain.
I checked my phone and saw a missed call from my SO and I….
JIZZED IN MY PANTS