30. Banish uniboob by treating your breasts to a sexier sports bra (we like Lululemon’s Hot Class) the next time you go for a run or play coed softball.
31. Sunbathe topless with your girlfriends—just don’t forget to apply a minimum of SPF 45 sunscreen.
32. Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in.
33. Wrap a cool, damp washcloth around each one after running errands on a hot day.
34. Work a front-closure corset top to maximize your cleavage on girls’ night out.
35. Make a donation to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation in honor of your boobs.
36. Throw a few new pectoral-muscle exercises into your workout regimen, and admire how perky the moves make your tatas look.
37. Stand in front of your bathroom mirror, and have your guy cup your breasts from behind, mimicking Janet Jackson’s famous Rolling Stone semi-nude cover shot.
38. Do a topless solo photo shoot, and hide the evidence. When you’re 70, you’ll love to look back at how awesome they were.
39. Go braless on a night out, and wear a low-cut shirt so it’s obvious.
40. Put temporary tattoos of his name around your nipples, and give him a peek when you bend forward in an undone button-up.
41. Take a trip to an expensive lingerie boutique to try on the fancy new arrivals. Pick an item that really plays up your breasts, and splurge for the good cause.
42. Stick on nipple tassels, and practice swinging them (hint: It’s all in the knees). Use your newfound talent to put on a sexy show for your man.
43. Mandate “topless sleep” once a week to give the twins some breathing room.
44. Try a new kind of wake-up call: Lightly brush your nipples across his stomach and chest to get both of you in the mood for morning sex.
45. Smooth on sunscreen, then spritz body oil between the twins to give them a sexy poolside sheen.
46. Visit the Jersey Shore nickname generator at unlikelywords.com, and find out what their names would be. Princess of Paramus and The Tantrum? Fabulous.
47. Hide tickets to that baseball game your guy’s been dying to go to in your bra, and tell him to go hunting for hidden treasure.
48. Measure your boobs during your period to see how much bigger they get during that time of the month.
49. Work silicone bra inserts in a tank top for a day, and keep a tally of all the men who stare at your cleavage.
50. Prop up a mirror next to your bed, lie down on your back with your top half hanging off, and marvel at just how awesome your boobs look from a whole new angle.
For touchable tatas, use this DIY mask: Mix two egg yolks (a natural skin softener) with one cup of beer. Dab the mix on your breasts, and rinse after 20 minutes.