How to Successfully Have Sex on the Beach
The summer is almost here, which means there are way more opportunities for you to have sex in public. By far, the most intriguing place is in the soft sand, but unfortunately, it’s pretty difficult to successfully have sex on the beach. There are always plenty of people around, tides can get high, and sand hurts when it sneaks into certain crevices. However, if you have your heart set on frisky summer loving, here are a few tips so you can successfully have sex on the beach:
Bring Something to Sprawl Out On
Getting sand on your genitals is the worst possible thing that could happen during sex on the beach. Not only will it hurt, but it could end up causing some embarrassing health issues. That’s why it’s a must to bring an oversized towel or a beach chair for you two to get freaky on.
Search for a Secluded Area
Before you start stripping, you should take a romantic stroll down the beach to scope out secluded areas. Maybe you can find a deserted area under a pier or a blocked off area behind a bunch of rocks. Wherever you end up, you want to make sure that a lifeguard won’t see you and kick you off the property. The only thing worse than that is a little kid waddling over after hitting you with his Frisbee.
Wear an Easily Accessible Swimsuit
If you’re a woman, make sure you wear a bikini that’s easy to remove. If you’re stuck in a one-piece, then you’ll have to remove all of your clothes in order to start having fun. Since it’s much more risky to have your breasts exposed, make sure you have bottoms that can come off without making you completely nude.
Pick a Subtle Position
Use some sneaky sexual positions to make it easier to get away with your activities. If doggie-style is your favorite position, you should save it for the bedroom. If someone sees you two, it’s way too suspicious. That’s why you should try to assume a cuddling position and bang like that instead. Then if you’re caught, you can claim that you were just harmlessly snuggling.
Watch the Tides
How embarrassing would it be to get swept off to sea when you’re half-naked? Make sure that you keep an eye on the ocean, because if you’re too close to it, you could end up getting soaked. Every so often, check to see how high the tides are to avoid ending up on the news.
Turn it Into a Camping Trip
If you’re extra cautious, but you still dream of getting dirty on the beach, you should plan a camping trip. There are plenty of beaches that will allow you to set up a tent for the night. That way, you can have sex safely inside of it, or at least inside of a sleeping bag as you look up at the stars.