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Your story of being caught???
So, I would like to know about your being caught whole having intercourse. It might be anyone.
How did you tackle it?
shootorshoot: my ex girlfriends Dad walked in on us *right* as we were losing our virginities together.
met him for the first time about 4 hours prior. to this day i still cringe thinking about it
xshxxnnx: My boyfriends mom walked in on us and she just awkwardly shut the door, most awkward experience of my life
AngusVanhookHinson: Sixteen years old, her mom walked in on us while I was very enthusiastically neck deep in her daughter’s pussy.
hornyhubby58: One hot and humid summer night my girlfriend and I (@ 18-19)were having sex on her parents family room floor ( her parents were out for the night) when her step sister (30ish) walked in on us … very awkward but she ( a nurse) was cool about it. Later she discussed birth control with the two of us.
Toxiqqq: I used to date a girl who’s parent’s owned a chinese restaurant. It was the day before Thanksgiving so the restaurant was closed the night before. We ended up sneaking in and spending the night (we were young and stupid…). We were having sex the next morning and her dad walks in because he needed to grab some ingredients for dinner. Thought he was going to kill me… Let’s just say, Thanksgiving dinner was pretty awkward for the three of us
Emack76: Had a girl walk in while I was doing her roommate. That ended up being a fantasy type scenario.
My favorite was probably having a maid walk in on us after checking into a hotel early. My lady’s legs were up in the air and I thought I heard the door. When I peeked up (I was facing the door) I could see someone peeking back at me through a crack in the door (via mirror on the wall). She must have stood there for a little while before I heard the door shut again.
lv4myw: My wife and I were vacationing at a resort in Spain. This hotel didn’t have the bolts like the ones here do. Throughout the day, people would come in constantly to refill the minibar, clean, deliver the paper, deliver water, or do various other things. They didn’t start coming in until they saw us go to breakfast and they never came after mid-afternoon, so it wasn’t like they were disturbing us during sleep … but …
One day, the maid had apparently forgotten to give us towels and she came back later than usual. We were having some before-dinner sex. I’m close to finishing when the door opens and the maid (who doesn’t speak a word of English) shouts “Hola”. I dart out of bed and close the partition that separates the bedroom from the rest of the suite and shout “come back later”, but she doesn’t understand. My wife (who speaks some Spanish) shouts something that I think meant “later” and the maid got the message – she left the towels and went away.
We started back at it and were laughing the whole rest of the time.
ok-why-not: My wife and I got caught SO many times when we were teens. Mostly by her mother.
My wife and her mother have always been super close, my mother in law was a single mother, who had her daughter at a pretty young age (yeah, a full on Gilmore Girls scenario. But with redheads, and less fast talking sarcasm). Since it had been just the 2 of them for so long, there was never a lot of privacy/modesty in their home. Entering bedrooms/bathroom without knocking, walking around the house less then fully clothes, etc.
When I met my future wife, they pretty quickly “adopted” me as “part of the family”. Which was great because my family sucked, so I spent a lot of time there.
Naturally they would adjust their behavior for there being a guy in the house when I was around, but due to “force of habit” and sometimes not realizing I was there… yeah lots of things were unintentionally seen on both sides.
One of the first and worst was when my future MIL walked in on her daughter giving me a blow job. My (then)GF immediately stopped and looked up in surprise. Unfortunately the combination of surprise and sensation of pulling out of her mouth, was enough to push me over the edge and I couldn’t help cumming, HARD. My GF with her head turned towards the doorway, feels a splash on the side of her head, looks back down in confusion, only to catch another spurt in the face, so she tries shield herself from the onslaught by covering my cock with her hand, only to end up fumbling with it causing the last few shots to go all over the place.
The MIL responded by exclaiming “Holly shit!” … “SORRY!” before retreating.
So my MIL not only saw me naked, with my GF performing oral, but also watched me doing an imitation of a coke and mentos experiment, all over her daughter.
My next dinner over there was a bit awkward(mostly for me, because they laughed it off, and found my embarrassment very entertaining).
The later time when she walked in my ME going down on my GF, she just calmly said “Good boy” then walked away.
king-jimla: This may be a bit long, but it’s probably the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me. In high school, my boyfriend and I had trouble finding a place to get it on. We were long distance and usually there were always other people home. Parents, siblings, etc. So usually, we’d take the car our and go to the parking lot of a local park/woods area at night. We drove by our usually spot and there were some police there. I wasn’t surprised, as I knew that was a spot where people would do drugs and sometimes deal. We drove around until we decided upon the parking lot of the public pool. It wasn’t summer, and the parking lot is closed off from the rest of the neighborhood trees and fences, so it seemed like a safe place.
After we both finished, we were laying in the backseat together naked, just catching our breath, when we both see a bright light. We figure it’s just another car, until they pull up right next to us. Two people get out of the car, and walk to us, one on each side of our car. One knocks on the door on my side and says, “Open up!” Yup, it’s the police. I’m freaking the fuck out, meekly peek my head out of the door (we’re both still naked), say “Yes?” Cops realize what’s going on, one says, “Okay, get some clothes on.” We close the car door and my boyfriend and I are getting dressed. I’m freaking the fuck out, cause it’s my parents car, and if they contacted my dad, no way would I be allowed to drive anywhere with my boyfriend again. Meanwhile, my boyfriend keeps repeating, “It’s okay, it’ll be fine.”
We step outside the car, show them ID, and they ask, “Who’s [my dad’s name].” They had run the plates to find out whose car it was. “That’s my dad…” I said.
“Does he know what you’re doing right now?”
“Well he knows I’m out with him” I say, referring to my boyfriend. “He doesn’t know that we’re doing this…”
“Good. Let’s keep it that way.” I swear that was the most relieved I had ever felt in my life. I thanked him profusely, and then he asked: “Do you need more than 30 minutes to finish up?”
Of course we had finished just before they arrived, but after the shock wore off we realized how chill that cop actually was.
Barackis: Best story I have.
I had recently bought a new house and had yet to put a lock on my door. Anyway my wife and I decided while the kids were napping we would get a quickie in.
So I have her bent over and I was giving it to her from behind with my back to the door. Meanwhile the dog starts freaking out. I tell him to stop and continue business as usual. Eventually I say “why is the dog freaking out” only to have my 4 year old say “Maybe its because I’m standing here”
Scared the shit out of me. Fell over my wife. No idea how long she was there or what she saw… needless to say a lock was added that evening.
Rommie557: My little brother walked in on my then boyfriend (now husband) when he was 6. We told him we were doing Math. He bought it.
beccamoo518: Been caught alot. Got with my brothers friend, i was in college, my freshman year. I went home for christmas and went in our hot tub late with his friend. We got out after some making out and we were changing in our basement and i said to him fuck me. We had a pool table down there and he bent me over it and we were fucking. My brother came down, had no idea he did. I look over my shoulder at his friend and i saw my brother at the bottom of the stairs. He went back up right away. 20 mins later i went up and said it just happened, he was cool though. He said its ok, dont worry.
throwthew4y: Ha, i was 15 he was 16. my dad was very stoned and wanted to share a bong. He walked in to my bedroom while i’m riding my bf. i’m horrified and scream get out, but he’s totally oblivious and just stands there asking if we want a toke. i kept screaming at him till he left. he later said ‘he thought we were done’ as if that justified not closing the door while we were clearly indecent.
MrsJRF: My mom caught me giving head to my now husband on the couch, she’s a mental health counselor and very sexually open, so she just closed the door of the house and circled the block I guess. She didn’t mention it to me, I just learned it’s better to do stuff in my bedroom after that.
His roommate had a girlfriend and she was home, but we didn’t know. I went to get some water in the kitchen and blurted out “hang on let me drink some water, keep your dick out because I want a little more sex!” She didn’t say anything but she had to have heard it. This was the same girl who drank a blended smoothie I had made with a *special ingredient* from boyfriend I collected during memorable bjs… to this day she remains the only other woman who has swallowed his cum, and she never even shook his hand or gave him a hug.
To clarify: she stole the smoothie and asked in the morning if I minded? What could I say, so I said “no that’s fine.”
SalamanderSylph: One of my bedders walked in when while I was balls deep. She backed off at the sight of my pasty white arse bobbing up and down. Was awkward looking her in the eye the next morning.
TheCockOfGod: When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was 18. I had a glorious 1988 Chevy astrovan with the middle seats taken out. We cut class one day and drove out to this fishing spot I hit every once in a while and knew to be dead in the middle of winter in the middle of a work day. Que getting it on in the floor of my van and steaming the Windows up and suddenly something just doesn’t feel right, so I look up through the back window and see that a large s.u.v. has magically appeared behind my van on this old atv trail. I say oh shit, and hard cock floppin in the breeze jump up into the drivers seat start it up drop it in gear and am about to punch it when the passenger door is yanked open and there is a gun pointed at my gun and a highway patrol officer screaming to kill the engine. He was kind enough to let us dress, before he threatened her with statutory rape and called our highschool to let them know where we were and what we were doing. Moral of the story? If your going to rock the van out in b.f.e. make sure it can’t be seen from the highway you used to get there.
spazzytoe: My parents walked in on me and my boyfriend while we were on vacation with them in Las Vegas. We still had 3 more days of vacation left and it was awful. My dad made my boyfriend call his parents and tell them what we did. His parents are very religious and practically told him we were both going to hell. Rough day.
evanalmighty19: We were boning in an alcove by a building we worked at (a club) and a taxi driver drove up and was about 50 feet away just staring at us… I just kept going and after 5 minutes of some awkward eye contact he drove off.
SammyK4042: Picked a girl up at a club dance one night. We went to her house and relaxed on the couch. After some heavy petting she stood up and stripped showing me a great body for a 40,year old. I was 23 at the time. She had a black hair trimmed pussy and was dripping wet when I slid my dick in and we started fucking. This was good old sloppy, smacky, smacky fucking. She grabbed my butt and pulled me in and started yelling i’m Cumming, I’m cumming. I stopped and just looked at her in the throws of orgasim and noticed someone had entered the room and was sitting in a chair watching. I froze and softly said to her someone is watching us. She looked over my shoulder and said it’s only Sarah. I looked again and could see this teenage girl that appeared to be about 17 or 18 and had her nighty up around her waist and was fingering her pussy as hard as she could. She said Mom I had a cum at the same time yours hit. She got up and said you two have fun and left the room. I was thinking…What the hell was that. Her Mom only said sometimes she likes to come in and watch. No I didn’t get to fuck her.
trusty_turtle: Morning after my ex lost his virginity (…to me obviously). Boiler man came into my house with the landlady for a service. Figured hey, all is ok, boiler’s in the kitchen, we’ll just hunker down and be super quiet until they leave. Of course, boiler man needs to check every single radiator before he can leave. Walked in on my ex fingering me and left a very apologetic note on the fridge afterwards.
quintanear: I dated this guy who was a bit older than me and definitely didn’t have his shit together. 25 (I was 18), no aspirations, no degree, no job, “everyone’s fault but my own” type of guy. He still lived with his parents. So one afternoon after school I go to his place and we’re getting it on and his dad walks in. It killed the mood, and I all could think of was “I bet he’ll comment with other people and it will be really awkward to interact with the rest of the family” (talk about overthinking….).
I kinda told him we were done being fuckfriends after that. It’s not like he was gonna get his own place anytime soon and I still had a year of college + living with my parents.
ZeekOwl91: So far, my girlfriend’s mom and my father have caught me eating out my girlfriend a couple of times. Haven’t been caught having intercourse though.
sekondAckownt: We are at her mom’s house helping with something or other that required we change into clean clothes after. So we’re in the basement and go into the spare room to change. We got partway changed then got distracted and started fooling around. She’s there, no shirt on, I had a hand under her bra playing with her boob and she had a hand down my pants getting me off. And then her mom walked in. She was just like whatever and walked out, we got dressed and went to do whatever we had to do. The girl was pretty open, liked sex with other people around. Her mom knew sex happens.
Come to think of it, we’ve kissed, grabbed each other’s asses, I’ve played with her boobs, and she’s played with my dick (over clothes) in front of her mom.
ShiriJuice: -Was with my girl, watching a movie
-The movie doesn’t interest me
-I’ve been licking her tits for weeks now
-I wanna taste something else
-Pick her up and go to her room, her mom’s in her own room watching a show
-We go to her(girl) room, I forget to close door
-I lift her legs, pants to her ankles
-I go downtown to the Pink store and Hershey highway
-Mom goes to restroom, my girls room is right before to restroom
-Mom sees everything
-I freeze and try to wake up from a nightmare, can’t real life too real
-I leave and go to a car wash
-Metaphorically cleanse myself of the embarrassment
-Didn’t do anything like that of the sort for months, EMBARRASSMENT
-Everything is fine now
NothingButPooandGoo: First gf a few weeks after we started having sex.
We were just getting ready for another round and her stepdad walks in. He sat down on the bed and said, “I wanted to talk to you two. I know you’re being sexually active.”
We looked at each other, stunned by the awkwardness.
He continued, “I also know you’re being safe. Want to know how I know that?”
He presents a wad of tissues and explained, “I slipped on this condom after you left last night.” (Must have gotten lost in a pant leg or stuck to a sock?)
He put his hand on my shoulder and said, “Just thought you should know. Keep being safe.” Then he stood up and left the room.
I still don’t know if the worst part was that:
1) He held on to a used condom for evidence
2) I was knuckle deep in his stepdaughter under the blanket the whole time
3) It still makes me laugh to this day thinking about him slipping on it like a banana peel in a cartoon.
melindaoliver078: I got my BF knocking at the door when i was having sex with his batchmate.
THank god i had that window from which he escaped.
But I was scared to death