Help with the Vampire Sex Surprise for Boyfriend
My boyfriend is turning 45, and this is what I’m (37F) planning.
I will take him out to a nice dinner as his gift. After we eat, I will go to the bathroom and secretly disappear. The waiter will bring him a box with a note that says “Talk to the people at ______ address”, which will be a liquor store. The clerk will give him a box with two glasses and a bottle of champagne. There will also be a note with another address, which will be the address of a hotel. (It is an old and rumored-to-be-haunted hotel.) When he shows up there, he will talk to the front desk. They will give him a bunch of balloons and a hotel room key. When he comes in the door, I will be wearing a sexy Victorian vampire costume with fangs. (his biggest sexual fantasy is with a vampire.) There will be two candelabras lit and dark music playing. There will also be many gifts wrapped around the room.
What else can I do to make it cooler? Are there any other stops I can add to give myself more time to get ready in the room? What else could I do to the room itself to make it seem more vampiric?
MidnightDemon: Get a couple of 2’x2′ lace tablecloths, and drape them over the lights (watch for fire hazard).
Dim the lighting.
Go and pickup dated jewlery, rings, brushes, to place around the room (second hand vintage shops or super cheap stuff from value village). Bonus points if you have a broken hand mirror with the mirror taken out.
Table cloths, heavy drapes, fake spider webs! Also throw pillows!
Vampires are dominant, seductive and mind controlling. They are powerful, sexy creatures, so I expect the other half of it is acting like that. If you can, get an old chair you can treat as a throne. If it’s ugly, hide it with more lace coverings. You can add a frilled sitting pillow on the base. Have a glass of red wine in your hand (for you, not for him lol, because it’s “blood”).
Some burning incenses can add a musk to the room and a smokey old vampy vibe. Pine or woody or forest scents will work well. Vampires need soil, so maybe have a box of it in the room (or fill a drawer with it) – for cleanup just get a little hand vacuum.
Cover the mirrors in the bathroom!
Go totally outrageous with the makeup! White skin, sunken, alluring eyes, heavy brows, etc.
This sounds like so much fun! Super jealous!
fulloffantasies: Have you put the fangs on yet? I’m guessing they’re the individual ones that form to your teeth. I just wanted to make you aware, in case you weren’t, that if your canines are *any* sort of crooked, they’re not going to look like they do in the movies. You could do them on the teeth on either side of your two front teeth and that should be a little better, tho.
Just a friendly headsup cause I got some of those and then I realized how crooked my teeth and off-center my mouth looks and it was like x_x *ugh*. I wish I knew before buying them!
That sounds like an awesome present! I’m sure you two will have a lot of fun!
Make it more vampiric… fake blood? No, I’m kidding. That’s a heart-attack inducing idea.
To buy yourself more time prep as much beforehand as you can. Make it so you only have to touch up your makeup, rather than put it all on. Make sure your clothes are easy to change and you can speed walk/run in your shoes. Don’t take the stuff with you, have it already there in the room so all you have to worry about is getting there asap.
Tell the hotel people to make him take the stairs, if it’s not too many floors up. That’ll buy you a little bit of time.