I accidentally farted while having sex with my boyfriend, he lost his boner and we couldn’t continue.
I was on my knees sucking him off, and I cut the cheese on accident (damn you chili). I was really embarrassed but I tried to laugh it off and keep going. In 30 seconds he was totally soft and seemed uninterested in continuing. He wasn’t a dick about it but he admit it turned him off when I farted. I felt kind of gross and like really unsexy.
CraazyMike: OP just shake it off. It happens. It’ll probably happen again eventually. No big deal
PM_me_yo__BOOBIES: I’ve lost my boner standing up to grab a condom before, and it’s not always a simple thing to get it going again.
It’s really not as straightforward as it sounds to keep a boner. A moment of unsexiness (let’s be honest, for most people farts are unsexy) can kill one and he was probably embarrassed that he lost his erection.
Don’t overthink this. He still finds you sexy. He wasn’t instantly turned off by your fart. It happens.
supermarketsweeps25: I once had really bad gas during sex and my boyfriend and I were in missionary. I guess he couldn’t hear me farting but then I started laughing. He stopped, still in me and says “why am I feeling a breeze on my balls?”
I explained and for a good few minutes we just laughed. Like belly laughed. Then we continued 😉
It’s just something ya gotta laugh about.
NotCoder: Wait til you Queef queeeeeeeeeeeef queef queef
It’s the worse bc it’s ongoing and it’s like hey I just farted but not out my butthole….
Laugh it off. It happens.
random13980: It happens that’s life. However these comments about calling the boyfriend bad stuff he just got turned off there was really nothing he could do bc it was subconscious
milcctea: this would make me so sad… i’ve accidentally farted in my boyfriend’s face while 69ing once. he was shocked for a second but then went right back to eating me out LOL
myaltaccount007: Ignore it. It happens. Even us men have no clue how our friend is going to act from moment to moment. Don’t bring it up to him and just pretend it did not happen. Everything will be fine.
Me and an old ex were going at it one night and the Simpsons were on the TV in the other room. I wasn’t paying attention but my ex caught a joke and laughed in the middle of things. My little guy retreated so quickly even I was amazed. She told me the joke and even I laughed. But I guess my little friend did not enjoy.
LeetheGreat1138: “if you can’t handle me at my stinkiest, you don’t deserve me at my kinkiest”
FZ_Nation: That’s fucking funny. Anything else is reading too far into it.
IneThrowMeAway: If he wasn’t dick about it and he just got turned off, I’m sure he will forget about that and later get a boner eventually. He didn’t break up with you, right? Then you both are still good.
not_dr_splizchemin: My wife farts on the regular during sex. I’m fine when it happens, but she laughs and we have to take a 20 second break for her to laugh at her flatulence. We are a super comfortable couple
random0351: It happens to everyone. Just gotta laugh at it.
athmirleen: I had one ex who had really big boobs, and at the time I was carrying some extra moob weight myself.
We could not have missionary sex without our boobs making farting noises. Eventually learned to embrace it and giggle through it.
larrieuxa: c’est la vie. someday you’ll be the one pushing him off you when he farts mid-plunge.
uglybutterfly025: Not every single sexy time is goin to be the best ever. Sometimes you have below average ones. That’s fine, there’s always next time
redbadger91: Learn to laugh about it. We’re all just humans (I assume), it happens sometimes.
fairydustxx: Be thankful it was only a fart and you never followed through happened to me once upon a time worst moment ever
herecomesjohnny420: can’t feel sexy all the time, that’s how it goes
lostvirginityguy2: Shit happens
thegremlinn: Lesbian couple- we have not acknowledged farts in front of each other, (about to hit 2 yrs) especially during sex. it goes ignored mutually, any other accidental interruptions or one of us falling off the bed/ switching positions is usually laughed at or ignored all together.
ZooYoo56: When my girlfriend does this she warns me and I usually eat her asshole while she farts. We do the same except when I’m on top in 69 she will request farts from me while I sit on her face.
MonkeyofObservation: I accidentally tooted when cumming when my so was going down on me once. He brushed it off as nbd, I was mortified. I’m glad I have him, he’s a great person.
canon12: It happens and if you stay with him he will eventually do it as well.
penisart: normal thing. He must accept, that this can happen.
dstlny_97: I remember my girlfriend farting once when she was riding me. She thought it turned me off and apologised, i told her it happens and we laughed it out, i just flipped her over and continued fucking her. She was surprised.
12_Volt_Man: lmao farts happen
sprspm03: Another story for the books. My husband cough/farted while sitting on my hand about 6 months into the relationship. 10 years later, we still laugh about it.
Ryyboy: Lol, don’t worry. Even if it’s a thing for him he’ll soon forget. If he doesn’t, ditch him.
FatPajamas: I used to have a (kind of a mix between a gf and a fuck buddy), *beautiful* Asian girl who laid out this tremendous fart one time while we were post-fuck cuddling, and she looked as though someone had condemned her to the electric chair.
I just spanked her ass a bit and told her not to be rude, and thus perpetuated a cycle where she would intentionally fart so I would spank her, to the point where she would save up gas and then let it out little by little while we fucked as she got hornier so I would spank her and discipline her harder and harder.
Honestly, it turned into the hottest shit ever. Nice girl. Wonder whatever happened to her. She was an engineer actually.
Unshavenhelga: He needs to learn to laugh.
coilgod: Not to be rude but it sounds like you have a really superficial boyfriend. Bodily sounds, scents happen, during sex and well LIFE.