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What intimate but weird things do you and your partner do outside of normal sex?
TMI WARNING, probably. We may just be weird.
I’m pretty sure every long term couple has a few things they do that they totally would not tell other people about in real life. I’m talking that really weird shit that you two find cute but is really fucking disgusting or odd when you actually think about it. Those things you only do when you’re so totally comfortable with each other that nothing is out of bounds. We may steal any good ideas.
For instance, my girlfriend and I;
Go to kiss but instead just hold our open mouths together like a vacuum and lick the insides of each other’s mouths until one of us gives in and pulls away. She always wins.
Watch Netflix/play games while I’m inside her as she sits on my lap. We don’t move during or talk about it, I just pull my pants down and she hops on. I’m guessing other people do this but I love the casualness of it. I sometimes go soft inside her.
Wash each other almost every morning. We shower together if we wake up at the same time and we soap each other up, butt-crack, balls, boobs and all, and shampoo each other’s hair. She conditions her hair herself cause I’m shit at it. I did mention this to a friend and they straight up told me it was a very strange thing to do, even for a couple, but we view it as a bonding time, and it’s kind of like getting a mini massage to wake you up.
Lie butt to butt when sleeping, and she has discovered a fun new game recently where she likes to fart really hard while pressed right up against me. I refuse to do this back but she giggles like a school girl every time (this is somehow endearing to me)
socorra: When sleeping, we maximize as much contact as possible. Spooning, but also holding hands, legs intertwined under the sheets, he buries his face in my neck/hair, etc.
We love reading to each other; for instance when on a road trip if we take turns driving, the other person will read aloud from a novel from the passenger seat. Or if I’m cooking, he’ll read from the kitchen table. It’s like listening to an audiobook but hearing a sexy voice 🙂
I love randomly sitting on/lying on top of my partners too, in a non-sexual context. If he’s just chilling on the couch I’ll just plop onto his lap lol
LalaDub: When he used to stay up late gaming, I would lay behind him and fall asleep.
4ever_Lucky: Not strange at all, the kissing thing would be weird if yall just ate, but not overly weird, also the farting, very original sounds fine. I have done the shower thing a lot. Had a girlfriend regularly print out sexy pics and put them in my lunch. Blowjobs when i’m shitting, but that’s just a sex thing
Azael_Descends: I don’t have anything original to share, but these are all awesome, especially the farting one, you two sound like a hilarious couple.
My wife always washes my hair so I don’t think that one is too odd. I have long hair and in her words “you are shit at washing your own hair, you don’t use enough shampoo AT ALL.” Once in a while if we’re fighting, I will passive-aggressively wash my own hair and use very little shampoo just because I know it drives her crazy.
throwitaway1596: We make fish lips and kiss each other, he scratches me with his beard stubble which makes me itchy and he licks the spot to ease the itchiness. But he likes the redness? It’s quite irritating but mildly entertaining or endearing? Difficult to explain. When we lay down on his bed to watch tv my thing is to put one of my legs up on his back which like supports and stretches my hip and just feels so so good. This has been like from the first Netflix and chill to a year and a half later. But when I don’t do it he puts a leg up on his back which I find seriously endearing. Only downside is he’s discovered his love for being the little spoon which I want to be at times too.
roytheon: My boyfriend and I will practice balancing on each other’s backs. One of us will lie on the bed on our stomach and the other will lay on that person’s back and try to balance with no part of your body touching the bed. Then the person on the bottom will try to get them to lose their balance by shifting and moving underneath them.
We also will collect water in our mouths while showering and spit it on the other in a funny way. Or just goof around in the shower. He’s used his hands on my armpit to make me do an armpit fart before lol.
He also for some reason loves pinning me down on the bed and dropping spit into my ear from above. He’ll go to the ends of the earth to make me squeal in disgust.
He always seems to sense when I wake up in the morning, or maybe he’s been awake and just waits patiently till I’ve had my fill of sleep. But every morning when I open my eyes, I’ll look over at him and a few moments later he’ll open his eyes and smile at me all Young Harrison Ford-y and I melt. And we’ll get real close together and he’ll wrap me up in his arms and then we fall asleep again until one of us stirs.
LadyD_91: Bf have a thing for “poking” pimples, so sometimes when I have a juicy one I’ll let it grow and then he can “pop” it. He think it’s disgusting but still get something weird out of doing it. I don’t care, have a thing for removing someones skin after they have gotten sunburned so.
_trinidad_: My fiancée asks me to rub her hands while she poops. Evidently it helps her relax. Whatever, I don’t care. I get to hold her hand and thay counts as a win in my book, regardless of the circumstances.
She also loves it when I kiss her forehead while she pees. And she loves to gnaw on my shoulders or headbutt my back while we’re in bed watching TV. In all honesty, she’s kinda like a puppy in that aspect. She constantly wants to be showered with affection, even when she’s using the bathroom. And she loves to bite. But I wouldn’t trade it for the world
NervousNelly219: One of my guy friends likes when I hold his dick when he pees into the toilet.
imtheonlymedotcom: That is insanely adorable. Haha. Not strange at all and it’s totally bonding time! Now you’ve made me think! I wonder what weird things my man and I do?
Jessica_MJ: when we are cuddling and watchin movies or shows together we would hold/cup each others genitals. i would hold his penis and he would put his hand on my pussy with a finger or two partly inserted. its a non sexual thing most of the time. our way of holding hands? he also does this weird thing where when i get sick he would insist on kissing and licking me all over, so he says he could get sick too so i wont have to be alone. he has never caught any of my colds that way yet, but the gesture is sweet i supose.
bowcrastinator: We’re not into pee in any kind of sexual way, but we sometimes try to pee on each other when we’re in the shower. I think it started as a weird “marking my territory” type of thing, where he would start peeing on me and see how long it took me to notice. Now I can pretty much tell right away, and I sometimes try to pee on his foot to get back at him if he’s standing closely to me.
Also pee-related, sometimes we both really need to pee at the same time, but we only have one bathroom. Once, he told me to just sit really far back on the toilet seat while peeing, and he just aimed very carefully so he could pee into the toilet between my legs.
Something NOT related to pee — he sometimes takes my jewelry off for me after a long day of work. I find that there’s something very intimate about him delicately removing my earrings, in particular.
moopaloopi: We crack each other’s finger knuckles
extremelymalaygirl: Well OP, I think that’s pretty normal really. My bf and I also do weird shit. I really do love having him inside me while we’re sleeping. He also blew my nose like legit placed his mouth over my nose and blew it. The showering thing is pretty much our routing too. We also do tongue fights as well. 😉
Youre-In-Trouble: The 88 position. We face each other and I put my legs over hers while we massage eat others knees. 4 hands, 4 knees. 88.
forgetyesternight: Things aren’t super great right now but I’m gonna chime in as I like these memories with my wife.
Pre kid she used to pull my dick out and play with it and my balls while we watched shows. Occasionally just start casually sucking or licking. I would play with her boobs both bare and clothed. Sometimes I’d just start fingering her as well.
She’d always pick at me if she ever found anything. Still does. She also used to shave my pubes. I thought it was a little odd but she loved it and spent a lot of time trimming most everything down there. Plus it actually felt nice getting tended to like that.
In relation to that whenever she’d get her pussy waxed after a few days she’d ask me to pluck out any leftover hairs or pick out ingrowns.
She loved that I was so OK with all of it. Said we were like monkeys grooming each other. Lol
blameitonyourloves: My boyfriend and I love to rub noses, it’s cute and a way we show affection. I also like to rub his balls even if he’s soft… he likes to run his fingers up and down my back. We also love to suck on each other’s tongues when we’re laying in bed together. These aren’t really special but yeah.
friseefandango: A couple of things my SO and I enjoy on the regular:
I fall asleep by gently stroking his cock and balls most nights.
If I’m not feeling like having sex (depression issues) we will “buffer” by having him insert his erect cock in me and then both of us staying quite still until some satisfaction is achieved by both of us.
We make a sexy growling noise to one another, this has evolved throughout our relationship as a call and response that can mean “Hey, how you doing?” Or “You’re a sexy beast.”
Black-Thirteen: That sounds like any long term relationship to me. When you’re intimate with each other for so long, boundaries start to break down. Also, I’ve noticed the things you do for pleasure are more for intimacy and less for quick gratification. My wife and I like to be naked around each other. We’ll fall asleep with me holding her pussy. We haven’t watched movies with me inside her, but we have fallen asleep like that. I’d be more perplexed about the couple that doesn’t do casual sexy stuff like shower together and touch each other.
On farting, I think that’s just something you have to get used to if you live and sleep together.