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Playing with my boyfriend’s dick
I tend to play with my boyfriend’s dick in a non-sexual way. Mostly, he doesn’t mind, because he finds it relaxing – he does get exasperated when I complain about him getting hard when all I want to do is play with it though. I like playing with it when it’s flaccid and create all these scenarios in my head until I fall asleep. His dick just fascinates me especially because he is a grower!
Last night, he asked me why I like playing with it and what’s up with the sound effects. Mostly I imagine his dick is a joystick and his balls are a two-headed alien in an intergalactic war. Sometimes, I softly sing Shirley Bassey’s “Goldfinger” to it… the scenarios are endless.
Am I the only lady here who likes playing with her man’s dick in a non-sexual way?
GarionOrb: Him getting hard when you play with it is involuntary, you know, lol. No need to complain about that!
raven_79: Goldfinger? Seriously? I don’t know you, but I think you’re awesome, lol.
It does seem to fascinate ladies with it’s meaty, floppy, flippy, wobbliness and we don’t mind, really. It’s ultra relaxing, plus your curiosity amuses us. You’re generally more gentle than we ever are. I guess we spend our entire lives toying with it that we forget how intriguing of a thingy it really is. Just know that it literally has a mind of its own and even Bond themes can’t lull it back to sleep once it decides it’s go time.
“*…It’s the kiss of death from Mr. Goldfinger…*”
“Is it go time?”
“Noooo, Penis, I’m just singing Goldfin-”
“**IT’S GO TIME!**”
nsfwalt_69: I could never imagine playing with my boyfriends like that but he kind of does that sort of thing to me with my boobs.
So when do you do it? It’d probably scare my boyfriend if I did it hahaha, he would never expect me to just grab it.
paleandgoth: I play with my husband’s in a non-sexual way, and he even asks me to sometimes. It’s like a massage to him. I like to look at it up close and study the skin and all that
Grittyclam: They are strange things for sure. I definitely do strange things with my husband’s. Stretching and stuff. Just fun exploration I guess. The scrotum is also very weird. He gets more nervous about the balls haha
Schweinorg: Personal anecdote: Any sort of penis contact from a partner gets my motor running, but I’ve asked a few exes to cradle my scrotum just for the hell of it. It usually lead to or immediately followed sex, but sometimes I asked one of them to cup my balls just for the soothing sensation. It’s oddly comforting. Like a very intimate sort of hug.
rihannaswineglass: I play with my boyfriend’s like i’m driving stick shift. like I put into first gear and then second. he thinks it’s hilarious
luke1715: I’d love if someone did this to mee
mslvrsh: I’ve tried this but it usually just ends up with him being turned on and wanting more…
the_river_nihil: Try to do the thing where you pull the scrotum all the way up and wrap the dick in it like s sushi
amalgaman: My current SO loves to play with my dick non sexually. I’m apparently the only one she’s ever been with who doesn’t find it weird. I kinda enjoy it.
She’s also held my dick while I urinated. She wants to do it outdoors at some point so she aim it all over the place. I’m down for it.
thenakedballerina: I dont but now kinda I want to. How do initiate it? Walk up to him and say ‘Freeze! drop em! ‘ ?
AllyFrenchFry: I do this to my husband but can’t usually get away with it for more than a couple mins and he starts getting hard haha
SadLittlePotato: Yaas. I don’t really play with it but I just find it super fascinating and love holding it. Pretty sure it helped me fall asleep once, just holding it XD
borderlinebad: I used to do it when he played video games. I stopped after we had our baby though because it would always turn sexual in the end and I had stitches from giving birth and after we took a 6 week break I just never started again.
DunkenRage: Man, wish my gf was into that.
ReithDynamis: Is this you Erin?
Ohrosey840: I do the same thing with my boyfriend! I love it and I love the smell of his dick too! It can be smells funny but I really don’t mind because it’s his smell lol. It’s allll out of love
helpchangeobgyn: Ha this is funny and sounds totally normal
michyses: Thought I was the only one that does this lol! I play with my fiancé’s penis and balls almost everyday.
WhereYouGoinSnek: Did he ask, because it bothers him? It might make him self-conscious.
TomPalmer1979: I’ll be honest, I absolutely *love* when a partner does this. It’s so rare to find.
Lindz1008: LOL not weird! I totally do that too, but hey if it gets hard maybe you could just roll with it…
HollyhoodGio: i mean, you can’t really poke the bear and complain about it getting mad, you get me? All that poking and prodding triggers involuntary reactions
No_Bid: Da fuck?
strawberrie-amie: Definitely do this LOL like sometimes I’ll pretend it’s a hand and “shake hands”. Same thing with joystick, making random sound effects and such. Sometimes I’ll pretend it’s like a little man and make it “talk” like kids do when they have a teddy bear. He likes it though!
BeardsuptheWazoo: You COMPLAIN about him getting hard?
Durzo_Blintt: My girlfriend does it a lot. I think she started doing it after I wrapped him in the bed sheet and pretended he was a hot dog… I don’t mind her doing it, it is relaxing. Until she starts singing xD.
elocut: It almost always turns sexual when I grab it but I can’t blame him, begets turned on and gets hard which turns me on… So it always escalates
RanyDaze: That would get old pretty fast.
Thejokerr1999: I too love playing with my boyfriend’s penis in a non-sexual way. I’m a very tactile person, so I love using my hands to play with things and feel things. And when my boyfriend and I are just chillin, I play with his penis whenever I get the chance. I also like to do it to feel closer to him physically, knowing that it’s an intimate part of him, that I get to just appreciate. He says he doesn’t mind it, it also relaxes him
BigGuyDaniel: This is one of the best things that can happen to a man
boigotzoned: i mean thats pretty fucking weird
vilestrawberry: I’m not into it. It’s a funky appendage that doesn’t interest me to “play” with.