Funniest/ funnest sexual experience
I want to hear everyones funny/ fun sexual experiences
whiskey_pants: My husband and I were having sex in someone’s garage and we thought the door was locked (they used it like a man cave, not for cars) and we lost track of time (there was a large gathering planned for that day) and everyone had arrived, was inside the house and decided to come outside. When the door was locked, they didn’t understand why so they opened the garage door, and about ten of our closest friends were all RIGHT there all of a sudden. Oops. Moral of the story is don’t have sex in other people’s garages.
Glenbard: My time to shine:
My now-wife and I were dating. We were driving from college to my parents house one weekend. When I stopped for gas, I also used the restroom. Inside the stall, there was a condom machine with glow-in-the-dark condoms. I thought it would be cool for the weekend so I bought one.
Let me interject that my parents would be meeting this woman for the first time…
That night she was in the bed and we started to get hot and heavy. I excused myself to the restroom where I donned the glow-in-the dark condom. The lights in the house were completely off. I walked back into the bedroom and my girl started laughing so hard. She thought a penis floating across the room was hilarious.
The next morning, my mother and I were sitting in the front porch having coffee together. My mother remarked that she, “really liked this girl.” She went on to tell me that as she was laying in bed the night before, she heard my girlfriend laugh with the most genuine laugh and it melted her heart that my girlfriend was that relaxed with me to just be able to unabashedly laugh. My mother had no idea of the context.
I tend to agree with her assessment though. 10 years of marriage and two kids later, we are still in love. No more glow-in-the-dark condoms though.
CrushedLaCroixCan: I was on top of a guy when he said what I thought to be, “work it like a seahorse.” I paused and just kind of kept going, imagining what a seahorse might do.
Edit: I think in reality he said something like, “work it like it’s yours.”
dontwantany12know: First time manfriend and I️ had sex (on our 3rd date) was super erotic and we were completely swept up in it. We were making all kinds of sounds and moaning and all of a sudden he blurts out “I️ love you” and we both freeze up for a second and then we burst out laughing!
Sex is so fun 🙂
DonLaFontainesGhost: When I was dating the Mrs (she was still a teenager) she got a wild notion one night when her parents were out and asked me to tie her to her bed with my shirt.
I had her tied up, I was on top of her when we heard the front door slam and boots coming up the stairs.
So her father, a highway patrolman, is coming up the stairs after getting off work, and I’ve got his daughter naked and tied to her bed.
I finished and got her loose in under a minute. [proud grin]
smoozy9000: My funnest I think was this time I went to a bar and hooked up with a guy I had met a couple of times at uni. We didn’t have anywhere to go so I took him to my PT cruiser. I had this flat of water and we we’re steamed up in the car and we’re both sweating like crazy so I grabbed some bottles of water and poured it in our mouths swapped water spit and poured it all over us as well. Then he started fucking me sideways in the car and I quiffed a couple times I was laughing so hard but just told him to keep going as I moaned very loudly.
Funniest I think was when I was a cam girl for a couple of months before I had a more stable job there was one guy who only wanted to see my asshole really close to the camera. He made me talk to him as if my asshole was talking and clench and stuff. It was pretty funny. I just about died laughing after.
And one time I dressed up and used a whip to order my boyfriend around. I spanked his bum and he giggled like a school girl lol so funny
ChaosKilledDinos94: I can’t help it, but funnest is not a word haha. It’s “the most fun you’ve ever had?”.
Now that that’s out of my system, funniest would have to be when I tried to show him the creampie he gave me, pushed too hard with the wrong muscles, and farted. I don’t think he thought it was that funny but I sure did. So awkward I had to laugh. The most fun I’ve had with him would have to be stoned sex or just really passionate sex. He’s finally gotten into missionary and we are both loving the closeness and all the kissing and holding and that’s become really fun.
missskatieee: I was giving my bf a blowjob on the bed, when he came it shot out my nose. Haha he thought it was funny.
RoccoNunzio: I got my girlfriend pregnant the summer after we graduated from high school. We broke up and she went away to college. Almost two years later I got her mother pregnant.
TheFrayneTrain: slamming my gf at a lacrosse jamboree in a porta potty when a little kid opened the door and saw my gf deep throating my cock. he’s scarred for life guaranteed