Paris, Île–de–France, France
Oral Sex Robot Is Here
It’s the perfect gift for the man in your life who isn’t afraid to try new things. If it works as advertised, whoever you give this gift to will never leave the house again.
New $300 oral sex robot bobs up and down ‘just like the real thing’
This year, we’ve been promised is going to be the year when sex robots become real – and men shun human contact for sex with the lifeless bodies of machines.
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A new oral sex ‘service robot’ from British company Arlan robotics starts at just £245 – and sucks and bobs up and down just like a real human.
Its makers say – a little creepily – that you can dress the droid up like a celebrity, or just someone from your office (shudder).
Its creator says, ‘The model is so realistic, especially in motion, that my wife refuses to enter the room when it is set-up she feels very uncomfortable around it.’
The CEO of Arlan Robotics says that the robots will be armed with, ‘soft silicone mouths with delicate tongues and also semi-rigid teeth that gave a fantastic feeling.’
Arlan is currently seeking funding on Indiegogo – with backers getting a bobbing, sucking droid for a $300 fee, to be delivered in August this year.
Arlan Robotics claims that the droid offers suction that’s more ‘realistic’ than rivals – with a hole behind the ear to allow users to clean out the – ahem – mess.
ARnal Robotics says, ‘I discovered the perfect way was to allow air to escape from within the tubing, allowing free movement of air provided a smooth swallowing feeling that felt like a real interaction.’
‘Using internal tubing I also engineered an escape route for the air that could be sealed with the tip of a finger in-use, allowing a toe-curling suction whenever desired.’
Alarmingly the sex robot runs off mains power.
Arlan Robotics says, ‘Mains voltage was needed to ensure enough force was delivered to smoothly cycle the head when it was in active use.
‘I modeled head movement from the neck and tried to replicate the perfect motion that is so pleasurable in actual human contact.
Good luck with the blowjob machine.