Rosario Dawson promotes Whitney Cummings’ book – Instagram, 2017.10.11. Rosario Dawson is an American actress, singer, and writer
I was at a music festival this weekend (Shambhalaaa) and while tripping balls, I suddenly remembered to do my kegels. It felt like I was powering up my dick and training to fight/fuck a final boss. It was kinda like in Legend of Zelda when you finally get the Master Sword and you’re like “Oh I’m gonna fuck shit up now”, except instead of a sword, it’s your tickle stick. Super nifty.
Point is, if I can remember to do my damn kegels on 4.5 tabs of acid in the middle of a music festival, while a tree was dancing next to me, you sure as hell can remember to do them sitting at work or driving or just watching Netflix. Wield the Master Dick like a true hero.
Turn on, tune in, clench your bits.
smalltiddygothgirl: Lmao!! This made my day ty
Raildout: Damn 4.5 tabs! How?! I was right dickered off of 1.25 of the new batch I just got. Forget Kegels, I was just trying to keep myself together.
QueenySylvia: Wait a minute…dudes do Kegles too?!?!?! *mind blown*
AnEmancipatedSpambot: Damn. I don’t have anyone I’d trust to get me some.
affairsofmydick: A tree dancing next to you is the best companion while you are doing kegels. Made my day!