Sex on the Beach—It’s Not Just a Cocktail
Summer is just around the corner and, as the temperature rises, so does the desire to get it on outdoors, amiright, ladies? That’s why we put together a guide to getting busy on the beach filled with hot tips from the experts on how to have sex on the seashore, without anyone the wiser.
Do It At Night
Do it in the darkness to help keep your seaside sexytime on the DL. Not only does it minimize the odds you’ll get caught, the darkness dulls your vision and heightens other sensations, like touch.
Look for big rocks or other blockades (sand dunes, beach shacks, etc.) that could keep you and your guy out of sight.
Keep It On
You should wear enough clothing so that you could stand up and easily appear fully dressed. Have your guy wear shorts or trunks that are easy to, uh, whip it out of, and you should wear a beach dress or sarong long enough to cover the action.
Angling is everything when you’re having sex in public. Try spooning, woman on top, or reverse cowgirl. That way, it’ll just look like you’re cuddling or sitting in his lap if anyone happens to walk by.
Make a Towel Your BFF
Blankets or towels around you can make your hidden action look as innocent as cuddling. For extra discretion, dig out a sand hammock during the day and line it with a towel. Later that night, your guy can get in while you ride him, cowgirl-style facing the water—with the X-rated action totally hidden below sand level.
If you’re not ready for full-on beach sex, get in the ocean. Push your bikini bottom to the side and take advantage of the fly on his trunks.
Make It Quick
No matter which position you try, you need to make it snappy. Being naughty and the possibility of getting caught makes sex in a public place extremely exciting but actually getting caught—especially by a police officer—is not as exciting.